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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Very Bad Poetry : )


From a book entitled Very Bad Poetry. Here for you,

The Worst Tribute to a Great Poet

Many bad poets have paid tribute to the greats of their profession, usually in appropriately atrocious verse. Shelley is the victim in the lines below.

from English Poets
by
James McIntyre

Shelley

We have scarely time to tell thee
Of the strange and gifted Shelley,
Kind hearted man, but ill-fated,
So youthful drowned and cremated.

7 Comments:

Blogger JLF said...

Did you just post this because of my comments here?

5:40 AM  
Blogger Caleb said...

Another philosophy joke for you:

The optimist said to the pessimist "This is the best of all possible worlds!" The pessimist replied, "You know...you're right."

I tried to come up with my own bad poem, in honour of this 'swicked' post. However, upon consulting an online rhyming dictionary, I stumbled upon perhaps the greatest of all ironies, which I have 'copy and pasted' here for your contemplation:

Words and phrases that rhyme with poetry: (0 results)


Sorry, no perfect rhymes were found.

Seriously, who's idea was it to call it poetry?

3:18 PM  
Blogger JLF said...

lol, Caleb, probably someone who makes their money analysing poetry--not writing it.

11:07 AM  
Blogger Lydia said...

haha. that was pretty much amazing. lol

6:40 AM  
Blogger JLF said...

You've gotta see this.

7:46 AM  
Blogger JLF said...

You've gotta see this.

7:59 AM  
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